The Sinners Shall Perish June 3, 2006
Posted by Resident Egoist in : Misc , comments closedPat Robertson is an instrument of God — in more ways than you’d probably imagine. Apparently God doesn’t use the good old preacher only for publicity … I mean gospel-spreading. No, He enlists the man’s property as well, whenever there is need for “swift justice” … specifically his planes!
Via the Houston Chronicle:
Two pilots were killed and three passengers suffered minor injuries when a small jet owned by religious broadcast Pat Robertson crashed in Long Island Sound while flying in heavy fog. Robertson was not aboard.
The twin-engine Learjet 35 went down a half-mile short of the runway at Groton-New London Airport on Friday, and officials with the National Transportation Safety Board were expected to arrive at the airport Saturday to begin investigating why.
A Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said the jet hit at least one approach light mounted in a cove near the airport and landed upside down in about 4 to 8 feet of water.
The passengers were able to get out of the plane on their own and were taken to a hospital, state police spokesman Sgt. J. Paul Vance said.
Their names were not released, but authorities said the three were men in their 50s.
They were headed to Connecticut to attend a charity golf tournament at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, said Phil Laferrera, a tournament organizer.
Whenever the good Reverend comes to his senses, I’m sure he’ll corroborate my theory that God rightfully struck these sinners because they were mindlessly heading to the Devil’s Lair, Foxwoods Resort Casino … just as he routinely strikes Devil worshiping minions (e.g: Indian Ocean tsunami, Katrina and past hurricane season, and more recently, that massive earthquake in Indonesia).
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